Dad was being funny

1#
When my dad & mum realized I'm not
suffering from dengue but "MA"....

Dad : Your mum asked me to buy SAI MAI LOU
for you later.You must finish it arr..

"SAI MAI LOUUU?wahh so good?sure I will finish it..what flavour?watermelon can?"

Dad : How I know.Ask your mum laa..Eii,Just now you asked me buy sai mai lou,right?

Mum : When did I ask you to buy Sai Mai Lou?I ask you to buy YIN SAI MAI
for her to bathe .

"Miie..Dadiie says you asked him 2 buy sai mai lou for me to eat.hahaaa"


2#
Mum wanted to buy pear but scared Dad doesn't know how to buy
so she showed dad how pear looked like .
Dad came home with a plastic bag of pears and he told me like this

Dad : Tell your mum don't have pear but I bought something bigger and
nicer I don't know what it is.I go out now arr..

"ok" *go check but it looked like pear also*
"Miie,dadiie says don't have pear but something nicer
which looks like pear"

*Mum check fruits*

"If these are not pears,what is it?Tell me?"

Because the pears he bought don't have branch stick
and is rounder and fresher so he assumes it is not a pear =S

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