two hundred and twenty!
Excellent poems by not so famous poets. Found on toilet doors and walls.
A budding poet trying his best;
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this;
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote;
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets;
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose;
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space;
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement;
We aim to please,
You aim too, please!
On the inside of a toilet door;
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson.
Sign seen at a restaurant;
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
Please aim properly
